This guy has created some pretty bad ass slingshots that I wouldn’t mind taking a swing at a zombie skull with.
Source: youtube.com
It Beings
Due to life altering movements things stopped. Now they can start again. So I have chosen to dive head first into this blog now. Here are my goal:
- Run or Bike 5km 3 days a week and track my progress.
- Post something awesome and zombie once a day starting today.
- Start my survival kit.
- Ask one question a week.
The Cake is a lie
I ate cake for breakfast yesterday. It was Sunday, I was lazy, a bit hung over, and my holidays started today (Monday). Everyone Facebook seemed to think it was a good idea.
Fast forward to today. I’m finally starting my run a la Couch 2 5k. About half way through I realized how bad cake is for breakfast. Thank goodness for a breeze because otherwise I would have been a sweaty pile of zombie food lying on the sidewalk.
I’ve got a long way before I will be able to out run a small child never mind the horde.
: While everyone's waiting for the world to end, I'm waiting for a zombie apocalypse.
Good fucking thing I watched zombieland!
- Cardio - Work out alot. Nobody sees the unfit kids surviving.
- Beware of Bathrooms
- Always wear a seatbelt while in a car
- Double tap - always shoot them more than once if you carry a gun. Just in case.
- No attachments - sadly, you have to sever all…
Source: st0rmtrooper
Zombie Proof Car?
Fox News reacts to the CDC blog post:
Now that the Centers for Disease control has warned Americans to prepare for a possible “Zombie Apocalypse,” it may be a good time to rethink your upcoming automobile purchase.If you are like me and had trouble parallel parking before good luck with this thing. Then again I guess we won’t have to worry about that too when everyone is a zombie.
